This is Beam. We’ve never seen him at Radnor before. The two legs behind Beam belong to Steve, Radnor’s head honcho. We see Steve a lot, but always before with a head, body and arms, in addition to legs. Beam comes for crowd control on weekends, which is why we have never seen him. We do not come on weekends. Period. We had been discussing turkeys while on our walk, a logical subject the week after Thanksgiving, so we asked Steve if he knew anything about them. He began by asking how much we wanted to know, and ended with the command to go and write a book. I hope I didn’t use the words ‘herd of turkeys’ at any time during the conversation. Beam was pretty anxious to get on with his duties, and said he didn’t have time to pose for a decent picture. Just like William, but more polite.